Look at My Striped Shirt!

Look at My Striped Shirt!

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Target. Observe. Ridicule. You run into them every daya€”the striped-shirt guy, the karaoke master, the dude with a pencil-thin beard, the guy who wona€™t shut up about his fantasy football teama€”characters who annoy, irritate, and incense us all. Based on the wildly popular essay on ThePhatPhree.com by Mike Polk, this book is a look inside the heads of the most infuriating douchebags on Earth. Ita€™s the best of ThePhatPhree.com plus more than fifty all-new, hilarious pieces written by some of your favorite writers from this site. Everyonea€™s (Least) Favorite, The Striped-Shirt Guy a€b I will valet tonight! I will treat the valet with contempt and make sure that he knows that I am superior to him. I will tell him, a€œTake it easy on the brakes, champa€! When I do not hook up with a girl at the club, I will say that the place is a€œfull of skanksa€ and wait in line at another bar, only to strike out again! Your a€œCoola€ High School Teacher a€b Here are some things I allow in my class that other teachers dona€™t: eating, drinking, swearing, dancing, smoking, fighting, cell phones, Texas hold a€™em, iPods, and sex. Like my Goo Goo Dolls tee? Anyone else here down with the Dolls? No? Me either. Ia€™m just wearing it as a goof. The Guy with Amazing Taste in Music a€b Personally, I havena€™t listened to the radio in fifteen years. If you have ever heard a band on the radio, then I can assure you, I am not a fan. I stopped listening to American music about ten years ago.Dear Myself in 1988, First of all, stop eating. Just because you can fit thirty ... You are in fifth grade, for Christa#39;s sake. Your teacher has a bin full of ... This is the easiest time to acquire a tough~kid reputation by picking on the lower end of the food chain. Stop coloring pictures and drawing comic books. That shit is not going toanbsp;...

Title:Look at My Striped Shirt!
Author: The Phat Phree
Publisher:Three Rivers Press - 2006-12-26

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